User Profile

So yeah, i'm Imaguoy. not Uruguay.

You know what? i'ma do the criminal-style profiling thing.

Age: older than my younger brother.

Location: The Great White North (Canada)

Occupation: Dorky Art student and aspiring poet. With no money to speak of.

Marital status: 'Married' to Zhang Sizheng.

Likes: mushroom tempura, BBQ pork bao, mangoes, skiing, filmmaking, zombie movies, foreign movies, student movies, movies in general...writing lists, being sarcastic, final fantasy characters, half-naked men, historical accuracy, Darkwave music, trip-hop music, music in general, the glorious unsanitariness of bars in Spain, being able to say i am less than half-caucasian, the fiddle, men with no chest hair, sexy latin men, sexy asian men, men in general, french/spanish/english accents, taking photos, cosplay, highland dance, clubbing, sewing, pottery, and many, many, many more things i am too lazy to list right now.

Dislikes: the rain, code 1022's (radio code for sexual harassment at my job), wasps, spiders, lights on when i'm trying to sleep, unsweetened ice tea, inconsiderate snowboarders, inconsiderate anyone, studying, ignorant people, bigotry, math, republicans, scooping ice cream, doing float count, furbys, preubescent boys, baseball caps worn backwards, HAIRY MEN, tobacco, salmon (both fish and colour), alcohol, and many, many, many more things i am too lazy to list right now.

Things that fascinate me against my will(stolen from wife): The word 'snausage', the audacity of prepubescent boys, car accidents, bagpipes, 'your mom' jokes, sea cucumbers, fully naked men (waist up is fine, waist below--i don't even know), eyebrow piercings, Train-wreck celebrities, anything macabre, the freakish lack of cartilage in my nose, banjos, accordions, yaoi, runs in nylon stockings, tassels, candle wax, shaved heads, picking at dry acrylic paint, hideous vintage clothes.

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